So You Want To Become a Composer?

HOWTO by Michail Goleminov

1. REQUIREMENTS

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2. TIPS YOU SHOULD NEVER FORGET

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3. PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT:

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To arrest, or not to grate

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GOOD LUCK!

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